5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.

An actor spent three years in stock, but the cattle finally objected.

Blind men don’t bungee jump, it scares the dog too much.

Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Frankly, Scallop, I don’t give a clam.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

Never pet a burning dog.

Never tell a donkey to take a rest and "kick back." It’ll hurt.

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

So many cats, so few recipes.

Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

Squirrels: Nature’s speed bumps.

The eagles club formed an add hawk committee.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The herd instinct among forecasters make sheep look like independent thinkers.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

When dogs get rowdy, pick up the phone. There’s a pound button for a reason.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.