Questioning

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Are irons really made out of iron?

Crime doesn’t pay, Does that mean my job is a crime?

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Do pharmacists sell farms?

Do vegatarians eat animal crackers?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Doesn’t "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Has anyone ever felt like an incomplete idiot?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How come we park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?

How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?

I majored in Liberal Arts. By the way, would that be for here or to go?

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

I wonder what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress?

If a guy doesn’t pay his exorcist, can he be "repossessed"?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal?"

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks continue sprouting branches?

If someone says they are lying, how can you not believe them?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

If the plural of ’foot’ is ’feet’, is the plural of ’boot’, ’beet’?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

If you were born again, would you have two bellybuttons?

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Photons have mass!? I didn’t even know they were Catholic...

Professionals built the Titanic. Amatures built the Ark. What does that tell us?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings do Orientals throw hamburgers?

So you’re kid isn’t an honor student. Society needs laborers.

The light went out, but where to?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little wine.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless.

What does New Age music sound like when played backwards? New Age music.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?

What is the difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has limits.

What’s another word for thesaurus?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl?

Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

Why do clocks run clockwise?

Why do McDonald’s employees always say "Have a nice day" when they know your going to get sick from all the grease in their food?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? Aren’t we good enough for the real thing?

Why is it, when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not adoor?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

You always hear about organ donors but why don’t we hear about piano donors?