Tongue-Twisters

A skunk sat on a stump and the stump said the skunk stunk and the skunk said the stump stunk.

A tooter who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tooter, "Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts with barest wrists and stoutest boasts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Betty Botta bought a bit o’ butter. "But," said she, "this butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter." So Betty Botta bought a bit o’ better butter and put in her bitter batter which made Betty Botta’s bitter batter a bit better.

Bill had a board bill and a billboard, and the board bill bored Bill, so Bill sold his billboard to pay the board bill.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I saw a saw down in Arkansas that could saw more than any saw I ever saw. If you see a saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas, show me the saw that you saw that can saw more than the saw I saw down in Arkansas.

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Mr. Shott and Mr. Nott agreed to fight a duel. Nott was shot and Shott was not, so it is better to be Shott than Nott. Shott shot the shot that shot Nott. If the shot that Shott shot which shot Nott had shot Shott and not Nott, Shott instead of Nott would have been shot and Nott would not.

One smart fellow, he felt smart; two smart fellows, they felt smart; three smart fellows, they all felt smart!

Wacky wierd watermelons waltzed with wicked witches which made things wierder.